Interesting uses of English in Japan

Some type of cooking mix- Almond poodle blend

Are you funky?

hey lets play with me

Please shake hands

Why crow multiply rapioldy

yellow like cheese

Unrelish-awesome store name

A store named after me

Its not satisfactory laughing got tired

anniversary walked with a light tripping step

WOMB - a store for eveyone

Fantastic combination of signs. 303 Papanda YES

Yup, Horse Fat Cream

all the boys show up in my room

No Facks

Hashtag High

Nose riding - 

bamboo pole - For a party, selling bananas, pounding shoulders, That's It!

 A boys shirt at school "Wisconsin even better than the real thing"

Another shirt at school, Colorado "the capital and the most populous city of the state"

This is the the worst portaryal or women (girls specifically) I have seen. 

"I prefer house work fun to be the help of everyone Daddy Oh Daddy. 

Daddy Oh Daddy is the brand of the clothing company.

Basketball shirt with a Sesame Street theme

"Dawn the court. Up the court. Sesame Got" 

Athletic shirts "up and under" "Check and Ga"

this one s hard to read sorry. It says

 "You understand

I understand a motion, a position, breathing and all. 

Because, it is slice only that was practiced.

This bag that had candy in it

"Pineapple, fish, bear house, tree and my heart"

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Across the butt on a 4 yr old boy's pants

"Dainty"

This is as much language as the awesome packaging.

Leg trimmer - It's cool!!!!

No English here but Obama in fire hot pants with some money bling and flip flops is an interesting statement

This is on a women's shirt "Cream better"

  

Sticker "the young of a frog is a frog"

"Attack premium gift collection" This was a laundry detergent gift set

chocolate c

Hair salon-cheap hippies

I'm not sure if they are selling hippies or the hippies arr the hair stylists?!!?

Lets enjoy ride!! Sign for a bike store

This sign is asking a favor. "Please refrein from bringing unchecked goods"

T-shirt purchased and worn by the lovely Clint Eckstein reads "As for the monkey, it is named the thing except the human being generally among monkey eyes.

Very Fuzzy Hoodie - "GLOOMY the naughty grizzly"

T shirt: "GLAMROUS They are the brighten by special promotion SUPER scrape up your many intuition GIRL Our imagination

 This was a short sleeve hoodie which is weird enough but then -. "?. I'm playing the skateboard alone Would you like to join me lets have fun together" Not terrible alone but the hood says "BITCH" on the top It is the brand of skate board (bitch skateboarding) but still weird plus I have yet to see anyone on a skate board in Japan.

"Yell for Ecology Stationary"

Smoking Caution sign - "I carry a 700 degree Celsius fire in my hand with people walking all around me"

YouMe town store - "Starvation's"

Literally the name of a clothing store in the mall. They sell normal clothes and kitschy toys, so strange!

T shirt-"butter maplesyrup PANCAKE PANCAKE PANCAKE maplesyrup plate"

there are some strange things on shirts here but this tops it. (I friend of mine took the pic, not me)

"Happy Bicycle  to You "

Germanium ring-"the power of Geranium and Titan"

Mouse pad - "rest under the trees on a shiny"

Cat repellent-"Don't Cat"

cooking notebook - "It is extremely happy to cook a nice dish"

Library book - "I Love Train"

 Walk way sign - ". Wheel a Bicycle, Please" "Slip with Caution".

.. Ok no English here but a picture sign by the elevator Admittedly I have no idea what it says but hopefully something like: "Touching too many elevator buttons angers the elevator crab who will chomp your fingers"

In YouMe Town (a large shopping mall) - "2013 summer More Sale" also a grateful dead bear

Packaging of bath salts - "human is fighting against fatigue * charley supports you .."
I don't know who Charley is or how he is supporting the fight against fatigue by humans??